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Santa Singh happened to participate in a competition, which was about writing the shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients viz. religion, sex, suspense and mystery. Santa singh turn came after many attempts by others. Santa gave a story, which was just one sentence and read:

“Oh God, my wife is going to deliver a child“.
Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked Santa whether it contained all the four ingredients!! Santa replied affirmatively and gave his explanation as below:

Oh God: religion

my wife: sex

going to deliver a child : suspense (whether a girl or a boy)

“Okay…. but where is the mystery ?” asked one of the organizers.

Our Santa Singh replied : Who is the father ??