13 Jan, 2010 in Santa Banta Jokes by FunN2sHh

Did you Find Anything?

Santa Singh went to US and had a meeting with President Obama.

Obama: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. He takes him to a forest.
Obama: Dig the ground. Santa did it.
Obama: More…More…More... Santa Singh went up to 100 feet.
Obama: So now, try to search something.
Santa Singh: I got a wire.
Obama : you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.

Santa Singh became frustrated. He invited Obama to India.
Next year Obama was in India

Santa Singh : I want to show you our advancement. The same, He takes Obama to a forest.
Santa Singh : Dig it. Obama does.
Santa Singh : More…More…More… Obama goes up to almost 400 feet.
Santa Singh : Try to find something. Obama tries.
Santa Singh : Did you get anything?
Obama : No, there is nothing here.
Santa Singh : You know, it shows that even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS!!!



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