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Q1. Ram Sita hai, toh ram kaun hai?
Ans :-  Tailor (darzi)

Q2. Sita RAM hai to Sita kaun hai?
Ans :- Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)

Q3. Dhoni ask’s Yuvraj to bring a Cold Drink. Yuvraj brings a bottle of Cold drink but goes directly to Tendulkar. Why?
Ans:- Because, Tendulkar is an opener

Q4. A person from Banglore said, I want to see the movie ‘Heart is Umbrella’. Which movie did he really want to see?
Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai

Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
Ans:- Aamir Khan, Simple, Ain’t it.

Q6. What will you call a person who is leaving India?
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver)

Q7. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ?
Ans:- Because Luv is blind.

Q8. Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
Ans:- Because, Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega

Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas(Mother in law) ka naam kya hai?
Ans:- D’Cold – chain ki saans

Q10. Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai?
Ans:- D’Cold again, kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi

Q11. Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the. Bus aayi, Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya, kyon?
Ans:- Because Mayuri ‘can – go’.

Q12. Kamal ,Vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the. Bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai. Why?
Ans :- Beacuse, bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL

Q13. Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the. Bus aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata. Why?
Ans :- Pran jaye per Bacchan(Vachan) na jaye.

Q14..Kapil Dev goes to Echo point and shouts loudly “Pamolive” But there dont come any echo sound. Why ?
Ans:- Because Palmolive ka jawab nahi.

Q15. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote(Shoes) banata tha, us ka naam kya tha?
Ans:- Adidas.