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A man was returning home early from his business trip, he got into a taxi at the airport.
It was after midnight, While going to his home,he asked the cab driver if he would be a witness.
The man suspected that his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the driver agreed.
Quietly arriving at his home, the husband and driver stepped into the bedroom.
The husband switched on the lights, pulled the blanket and there was his wife in bed with another man.
The husband put a gun to the naked man’s head.
The wife shouted,”Don’t do it! This man has been very generous!
I lied when I told you I inherited money.
He paid for the Corvette I bought for you.
He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your SF 49′er season tickets.
He paid for our house at the lake.
He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!”
Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun.
He looked over at the cab driver and said, “What would you do?”
The Driver said, “I’d cover him up with that blanket before he catches a cold.”