One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.“
SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.“
MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.“
SON: “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.“
MOM: “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.“
SON: “Give me one good reason WHY I should go to school?“