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BOY : May I hold your hand
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don’t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

BOY : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL : I did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

BOY : You remind me of the sea.
GIRL : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
BOY : NO, because you make me sick.

GIRL : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
BOY : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

GIRL : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly.What do u think?
BOY : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.

GIRL : “…And are you sure you love me and no one else ?”
BOY : “Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday“.