21 Aug, 2009 in Humor by FunN2sHh

Newton’s Law of Love

How can we forget Newton, and his contribution to the field of science. His contributions are also towards love. Surprised ? Look at the laws he made for LOVE :)


Universal law of Love:

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.”

First law of Love:

A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.”

Second law of Love:

The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.”

Third law of Love:

The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping.”

How was that, Aren’t they true ?
Surely you can apply any on your LOVE life and see, these are for real …



No Responses so far | Have Your Say!

Leave a Feedback

XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Get Adobe Flash playerPlugin by wpburn.com wordpress themes