11 Sep, 2009 in Humor by FunN2sHh

Common things between Men and Dogs

Dogs are assumed to be Humans best friend and as a best Pet to have with you. Many women believe that its better to have a Dog with them rather than a man or getting married. Why they feel so? Here are few common things between Men and Dogs…

Both take up too much space on the bed.

Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.

Both mark their territory.

Neither tells you what’s bothering them.

The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.

Both have an inordinate fascination with women’s crotches.

Neither does any dishes.

Both fart shamelessly.

Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.

Both like dominance games.

Both are suspicious of the postman.

Neither understands what you see in cats.



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