Latest Bug spreading around these days, check it out.

#include
#define LAST 10

int main()
{
int i, sum = 0;

for ( i = 1; i < = LAST; i++ )
{
sum += i;
}

/*-for-*/
printf(“sum = %d\n”, sum);
return 0;
}

Seriously Irritating, isn’t it??

Below we have the bug fix,

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#include stdio.h;
#define LAST 10

int main()
{
int i, sum = 0;

// Fixed. Doesn’t move anymore.

for ( i = 1; i < = LAST; i++ )
{
sum += i;
}

/*-for-*/
printf(“sum = %d\n”, sum);
return 0;
}

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Latest Bug and Bug Fix

Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2

Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai

Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata

Gabbar : To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba : 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.

Gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.

Gabbar : Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba : Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do..

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Illiterate Gabbar with Sambha

You may have seen vehicles with wheel (2 Wheeler, 3 Wheeler, 4 Wheeler, etc.)

You may have seen chairs with wheel (Wheel Chair)

But have you ever seen a tree with A Wheel..

This is a real wonder..

Please see below..

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Tree with Wheel

Do you know, which is the 27th Letter of English Alphabet ??

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Are you looking for the answer ??
Very Good, Excellent
Which School ?? 

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27th Letter in English

In Common English, there is a 7 letter word.

If we remove 1 letter from it, it remains same.

If we remove 2 letter from it, it remains same.

If we remove 3 letter from it, it remains same.

If we remove 4 letter from it, it remains same.

If we remove all the letters from it, it still remains the same.

Guess, what word is it ?

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POST BOX

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Guess the Word

Journalists at Don Ajit’s house taking his interview.
They enquired him about his “Success ka Raaz“.

He calls Robert, “Robert bring me a Baaz (Hawk)”
Robert immediately brings the Baaz.

Ajit asks Mona to give the Baaz a bath.
Mona carries out his order.
He asks Mona to put the Baaz on his hand.
He pours water on the baaz, takes out his gun and shoots the baaz, and says “yeh hai meri success ka raaz”
All the journalists are confused, “how come this is your success ka raaz“

Ajit Says…

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“Main Dhoke-Baaz ko maar deta hoon“(I kill Hawk after giving them Bath)

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Success ka Raaz

Q1. Ram Sita hai, toh ram kaun hai?
Ans :-  Tailor (darzi)

Q2. Sita RAM hai to Sita kaun hai?
Ans :- Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)

Q3. Dhoni ask’s Yuvraj to bring a Cold Drink. Yuvraj brings a bottle of Cold drink but goes directly to Tendulkar. Why?
Ans:- Because, Tendulkar is an opener

Q4. A person from Banglore said, I want to see the movie ‘Heart is Umbrella’. Which movie did he really want to see?
Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai

Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
Ans:- Aamir Khan, Simple, Ain’t it.

Q6. What will you call a person who is leaving India?
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver)

Q7. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ?
Ans:- Because Luv is blind.

Q8. Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
Ans:- Because, Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega

Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas(Mother in law) ka naam kya hai?
Ans:- D’Cold – chain ki saans

Q10. Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai?
Ans:- D’Cold again, kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi

Q11. Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the. Bus aayi, Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya, kyon?
Ans:- Because Mayuri ‘can – go’.

Q12. Kamal ,Vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the. Bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai. Why?
Ans :- Beacuse, bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL

Q13. Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the. Bus aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata. Why?
Ans :- Pran jaye per Bacchan(Vachan) na jaye.

Q14..Kapil Dev goes to Echo point and shouts loudly “Pamolive” But there dont come any echo sound. Why ?
Ans:- Because Palmolive ka jawab nahi.

Q15. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote(Shoes) banata tha, us ka naam kya tha?
Ans:- Adidas.

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15 Ultimate PJ’s

Suggest an English word for “Apne Kiye pe Paani Fer Dena”

Just think of it.

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Alright it is what we do almost everyday

FLUSH

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Suggestion Required

Below is a given situation, give it a a thought that what you need to do to save yourself, to survive.

Give it a thought…..

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Give it a deep thought guys

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You Do it very Frequently

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What can it be, Just don’t see the answer.

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Put some pressure on your brains.

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The answer is there in your brains…

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Alright, Here is the answer…

Yes, we Know A big PJ, can’t help it….

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What to do in this Situation ?

Just few days be came across the Most Unpleasant Mail ever. We cannot comment much on this, You have to read this to believe it.

Sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you’ve, taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family.

Ghost Shit
You know you’ve shit. There’s shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl.

Teflon Coated Shit
Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don’t feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it!

Gooey Shit
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your ass 12 times and it still doesn’t come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don’t stain it. This shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.

Second Thought Shit
You’re all done wiping your ass and you’re about to stand up when you realize it…..you’ve got some more.

Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit
This kind is the kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn’t come until you’re all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.

Bali Belly Shit
You shit so much you lose 5 kilos.

Right Now Shit
You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.

King Kong or Commode Choker Shit
This shit is so big that you know it won’t go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A coat hanger works well. This kind of shit usually happens at someone else’s house.

Wet Cheeks Shit
This shit hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that gets your ass wet.

Wish Shit
You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no shit!

Cement Block or Oh God Shit
You wish you’d gotten a spinal block before you shit.

Snake Shit
This shit is fairly soft and about as big around as your thumb and at least three feet long.

Cork Shit (Also Known as Floater Shit)
Even after the third flush, it’s still floating in there. My god! How do I get rid of it? This shit usually happens at someone else’s house.

Mexican Food Shit (also called Screamers)
You’ll know it’s alright to eat again when your asshole stops burning.

Beer Drunk Shit
This happens the day after the night before. Normally your shit doesn’t smell too bad, but this shit is BAD. Usually there’s somebody standing outside to use the bathroom. This kind of shit also usually happens at someone else’s house.

The Frightened Turtle
The kind of shit that just pokes its head out then quickly goes back in

The Bungee Shit
The kind of shit that just hangs off your ass before it falls into the water.

The Ring of Fire Shit
The kind of shit where you eat really spicy food and your asshole feels like the inside of a cigarette lighter.

The Crippler
The kind of shit where you have to s it on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waist down.

The Big Bobber
The kind of shit that no matter how many times you flush it always floats back to the surface.

The Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
The kind of shit that hits you when you’re trapped in your car in a traffic jam.

The Incredible Hulk Shit
The king of shit that sits in the toilet overnight and mysteriously expands to twice it’s normal size.

The Jack the Ripper Shit
The kind of shit that yanks out the hair of your ass as it pushes its way out.

The Party Pooper
The giant shit you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.

The Toxic Gas Shit
The kind of shit that makes you pass out and fall of the toilet before you finish, and then you wake up in some strange South American town.

Dirty Bowl Shit
The kind of shit that comes out in a million pieces a second, reminiscent of an avalanche – but with rocket propulsion, and splatters all over the toilet bowl.

The Windy City Shit
When you sit down, and fart for so long and hard that you no longer need to take a shit.

Oh Shit! Shit
You shit so much and wipe your ass so furiously you run out of toilet paper and you say OH SHIT!

The Never Ending Shit
It’s the shit that keeps running out of your ass like pea, and just when you start wiping your ass your stomach gargles and splash, more shit runs out. This always happens after eating at Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Ouch That Hurt Shit
The type of shit that leaves you feeling like you just hoped onto a bicycle without a seat. Sensation usually lasts hours.

Well, shit …
Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for
your shit, or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget
shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are
times when you feel like shit.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit, and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
You could pass this along if you give a shit.

WE cannot say who has written all this Shitty stuff, but hats off to his imagination and his explanation.

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The Shittiest Mail Ever