One of the city’s top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his coffin was placed in front of huge heart made of red roses. When the pastor finished the ceremony, and everyone said their goodbyes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again. It was a majestic tribute to [...]
The photographer for a National Magazine was assigned to get photos of a Heavy forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he called his editor at the office to hire a plane. “It will be waiting for you at the airport!” he was assured by his editor. [...]
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking. One blonde says to the other, “Can I ask you Question?” The Other blonde says, “Yup, go ahead.” First Blonde says, “Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the Moon?“ After thinking for a while The other blonde turns and says “HELLO, [...]
The wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband. Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, She said to her husband ‘Buy me a surprise for my birthday!’ she said. ‘Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!’ Happy and [...]
Ek bujurg chachaa paseene se tarbatar, hamfate hamfate hotel ki ek table pe aa baithe. Waiter aaya, kuchh khane kaa order toh dey baithe, par na jaane kyon apne jhole ko badi besabri se tatolne mein hi lage huwe they. kabhi yahan kabhi wahan, bade pareshaan. Uusi table par, chachaa ke saamne ki kursi par [...]
