There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink . He stays like that for half-hour. Then, this big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: ” Come on [...]
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father‘.” The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace‘.” The third [...]
An employee walks into the Accounts office and says “What is the meaning of this. I have been paid $200 less than what was decided upon.“ The Accountant replies “I know about it, but you did not complain when we paid $200 extra by mistake last month.“ The employee snaps back “Yeah, I can bear [...]
Ladki ne aapse lift mangi, Raste mein uski tabiat kaharab ho gai. Aapko TENSION !! Aap hospital le gaye, Doctor bola – aap baap banne wale ho Aapko TENSION !! Aap bole – Mai iska baap nahi ! Phir ladki se pucha Ladki boli – yehi baap hai. Aapko aur TENSION. Phir police ayi Aapka [...]
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, ‘If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?‘ She thought for a time and then asked, ‘Is it on or off?’
