An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, “How do you stay in such great physical condition?” I’m Italian and I am a golfer,” says the old guy,” and that’s why I’m in such good shape.” I’m [...]
Doctor: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai ? Patient: Doctor saheb.. Pahle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai. Doctor: dawai khali thi kya ? Patient : Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi. Doctor: Arey… mere kahne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya. Patient: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi [...]
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, ‘Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that ?’ To which Blonde replied “……….. ‘HELLLOOOOOOO. ….., They’re [...]
Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven Sir Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If [...]
God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied, “I had three!” God was very Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted. God gave Shastri a Mercedes! Subhash Chandra Bose was asked the same question. When he replied that he had 10 children God was a [...]
