There are only two things in life to worry about

Whether you are well or whether you are sick.

If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about.

But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about

Whether you are going to get well or whether you are going to die.

If you get well, then there is nothing to worry about.

But if you die, there are only two things to worry about

Whether you are going to go to heaven or whether you are going to go to hell.

If you go to heaven, then you have nothing to worry about.

But if you go to hell, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends, that you won’t have time to worry!

So, Why Worry? Be Happy

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Why Worry, Be Happy

1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella…
THAT’S FAITH

2. When you throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her…
THAT’S TRUST

3. Every night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next Morning but still we set the alarms in our watch to wake up…
THAT’S HOPE

4. We plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future or having any certainty of uncertainties…
THAT’S CONFIDENCE

5. We see the world suffering. We know there is every possibility of same or similar things happening to us. But still we get married??..
THAT’S OVER CONFIDENCE!!

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5 Nice Little Stories

The difference between success and failure is information. If you sincerely want to succeed in life I suggest two things, the acquisition of knowledge and determination. Study those who are successful and do what they do. It’s very simple: The key is mentorship. If you can follow in the footsteps of winners you too can win!

Are things being held up in your life? Or are things flowing smoothly? Sometimes things around you do not flow because you are holding resentful thoughts or anger toward someone or something. Let it go and things will flow. Take a spiritual colonic and let life begin to flow for you. Let it go. Let it flow.

Focus, Focus, Focus! You will only have significant success with something that is an obsession. Success comes from having passion and having fun creating your objective!

Be happy! Happiness comes from contentment and gratitude! A great way to be happy is to train ourselves to be grateful for everything that has or has not come into our lives. Being content doesn’t mean that you walk around letting anything fall upon you without efforts to create what you want. It’s balancing between hard work and trusting in God’s timing. Be patient! Father knows best.

If you want to change how you feel, you must change what you do and what you think about! What makes you happy? Writing music, performing comedy, traveling? Set yourself up to feel good. Plan ahead and adapt to changing circumstances. Life is like a play; if you don’t like the script, tear it up and rewrite it.

What is a righteous man? A righteous man means one who is right with the universe, one who lives in accord with the Divine Will and the Divine Nature. Don’t get it twisted. When you are operating in Divine Law, you will prosper. The Lord is the Law! The Law Thy God. God has everything in order. Nothing is chaotic. You will not
and cannot break the Law because if you do THE LAW WILL BREAK YOU.

You often hear people say, “Something told me I shouldn’t have done that” or “Something told me I should have stayed home.” That something that speaks to you is God. Obey your intuition. You have a guiding instinct that helps you navigate on earth, but if you keep ignoring these instructions they show up less and less. Meditate every day and hear God.

Giving is the proof that you’ve conquered greed. I cannot express enough to you the power of giving. All throughout the Bible, in order to restore order in someone’s life an offering is brought to priests and places of worship. Abraham was even going to sacrifice his beloved son in order to get God’s approval. Giving is the only way to prove that you have faith. God is a giver. Have faith in Giving.

You wish to reap joy, happiness, health, harmony, and success. Can you be expected to keep your mind filled with such thoughts for yourself if it’s not filled with similar thoughts for others? Of course not! The Scripture says love your enemies. You have no room in your mind for negative thoughts if you want positive results! Wish for everyone what you want for yourself.

Let’s focus on how we can be a blessing instead of how we can get a blessing. How can we help our Customers, boss? How can we serve? Let people leave you saying, “Wow, you are great at what you do!” Try to give more than you take from your job. Make others feel that you are so necessary. The real fun is seeing other people satisfied with your efforts.

Intense effort is the name of the game. Anything that is worth anything takes a brick-by-brick attitude. Persistence can and will overcome any resistance. Whatever you pay attention to will eventually pay attention to you. Whatever you neglect will begin to fall apart.

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Valuable Words

Does evil exist? Did God create evil?

The University professor challenged his students with this question.

“Did God create everything that exists?“

A student bravely replied, “Yes he did!”

“God created everything?” The professor asked.

“Yes sir“, the student replied.

The professor answered, “If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principal that our works define who we are, then God is evil.”

The student became quiet before such an answer. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the religious faith was a myth.

Another student raised his hand and said, “Can I ask you a question professor?“

“Of course“, replied the professor.

The student stood up and asked, “Professor does cold exist?“

“What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?” The students snickered at the young man’s question.

The young man replied, “In fact sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy.

Absolute zero (-460? F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat.“

The student continued, “Professor, does darkness exist?“

The professor responded, “Of course it does.”

The student replied, “Once again you are wrong sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton’s prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is?

You measure the amount of light present. Isn’t this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present.“

Finally the young man asked the professor, “Sir, does evil exist?”

Now uncertain, the professor responded, “Of course as I have already said. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man’s inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil.

To this the student replied, “Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God’s love present in his heart. It’s like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light.”

The professor sat down.

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Theory Of Evil

One day a father and his rich family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose to show him how poor people can be. They spent a day and a night on the farm of a very poor family. When they got back from their trip, the father asked his son, “How was the trip?” “Very good Dad!” “Did you see how poor people can be?” the father asked. “Yeah!” “And what did you learn?“

The son answered, “I saw that we have a dog at home, and they have four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of the garden; they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lamps in the garden; they have the stars. Our patio reaches to the front yard; they have a whole horizon.” When the little boy was finished, his father was speechless. His son added, “Thanks, Dad, for showing me how ‘poor’ we are!”

Isn’t it true that it all depends on the way you look at things? If you have love, friends, family, health, good humor and a positive attitude towards life — you’ve got everything! You can’t buy any of these things. You may have all the material possessions you can imagine, provisions for the future, etc.; but if you are poor of spirit, you have nothing!

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How Rich We Are

Reminds us of those College days, years of non-stop masti day after day

Dialogues

1. On being Late

“Kab chalu hua?”
“Attendance ho gaya kya??”
“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”
“Mein kya karu, Kumar bathroom mein ghusa hua tha”
“Aab neend nahi khuli to mein kya karu, bolna kal kya padaya tha sir ne”
“Kal se pakka class karunga”
“Ek page de na, abe pen bhi to de.”
“Kal proxy mara tha kya”
“Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai.”

2. During the lecture

“Yesss!!!! Sir, The answer is
…..huuuummmmm…….aaaaaaaa…………”
“No sir, I know the answer ……sir….”
“Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai”
“Abe lecture ko chhod, woh kya lag rahi hai aaj.”
“Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha, gadhe.”
“mera assignment tere paas hai??”
“Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha cigarette pene chalte hain .”
“Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go canteen now!!!”
“Boss class khatam hote hi chai chahiye.”

3. Lab

“Expt. 2 likha??”
“Idhar Karna kya hai??”
“Yeh bhai mereko aata to tere pass kyon aata.”
“Areee tu to bura maan gaya, data dikha na.”

4. Unit Test

“Unit test?? Aree yaar…… ”
“Kya !!! abe unit test mein itna topic hai to annual mein kya hoga.”
“Boss hogaya aur nahi ho sakta, jaan nahi de sakta.”
“Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?”
“Aaj kounsa test hai?”
“Oye Sanjiv kaha hai, uska roll number mere baad hai, wo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail.”
After test
“yaar pada tha, recall nahi kar paya, Leave it. Canteen chalega??”

5. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)

“I was in the class, lecturer mark karna bhool gaya ”
“Oye usko thoda khus kar list se tera naam hata dega.”
“Bola tha proxy regularly maar. Saale tera class karne ka kya faida hua.”

6. Late submission of assignments

“Maine ukko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submit kar dena”
“Last date extend hua thaa”
“I didn’t know the last date”
“Ab mein kya karu wo mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya.”
“They should allow XEROX.”

7 . After exam

“Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?”
“Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?”
“Ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai”
“1st mein 3 marks, 2nd mein 0, 3rd mein 2, Gaya fail pakka”
“Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena, woh kya kya soochegi mere marks dekh kar. mera toh impression gaya yaar. ”

8 . VIVA (b4 exam)

“Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya doonga”
“Bhai Rohit, terese kya poocha”
“External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya”
“Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ka ab tak preparation nahi hua hai”

9 . VIVA (General)

“Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala, then watz the point”
“Roll no. 1 aur 2 ka watt laga diya hai”
“External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai”
“Ye kounse unit mein aata hai”

10 . Submission

“Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?”
“Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?”
“Jai ho computer baba ki, jai ho Ctrl C – Ctrl V ki”
“Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?”

11 . A convocation :

“Ye tune kya likha hai????”
(The best one)
“Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha
hai uska drawing nikal”
“Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??”
” Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi kar.”
“Koi hint.”
“Are baba ghasit de, na tu samjega na wo.”

12 . Exam

“Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai woh aata hai”
“ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai”
“ye last time hi poochha thaa”
“tere paas is ke notes hai??”
“woh chapter mark weightage 6 marks (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)”
“nahi samjha to rat le”
“External ka aane ka pura scene hai. ”
“Iss paper mein roll number ka kya order hai.”
“Pichle paper mein to kuch to aata tha, issmein to anda aata hai.”
“Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya.”

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Those College Days

A Holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said,
‘Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.’

The Lord led the holy man to two doors.
He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in.
In the middle of the room was a large round table..
In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man’s mouth water.
The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly.
They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful.
But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.
The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.
The Lord said, ‘You have seen Hell.’

They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one.
There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man’s mouth water.
The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking.

The holy man said, ‘I don’t understand.’

‘It is simple,’ said the Lord. ‘It requires but one skill.
You see, they have learned to feed each other.
The greedy think only of themselves.’

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What Heaven and Hell are like

The wind and the sun had a discussion one day about who could get a man, who was wearing a trench coat, to take it off the fastest.

The wind was adamant that he would be the winner on the day. So the sun stood back and allowed the wind to take the first attempt. Well the wind created such a fierce force that the man, wearing the coat, hung on to that coat with all his life and wouldn’t let go. The stronger the wind, the longer he held on until the wind finally gave up and retreated in defeat. The wind was firmly convinced that if he could not get the man to budge, with all the force that had been applied, that the sun had no chance of competing.

Then it was the sun’s turn. Out came those bright rays of warmth that make the flowers blossom and the grass grow, and it wasn’t too long before the man quickly took off his trench coat and walked down the road whistling a happy tune.

Moral – You can usually accomplish much more with a warm smile than brute force.

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The Wind and The Sun

When Swami Vivekananda went to USA, a lady asked him to marry her. When Swami asked the lady about what made her ask him such question. The lady replied that she was fascinated by his intellect. She wanted a child of such an intellect. So she asked Swami, whether he could marry her and give a child like him.

He said to that lady, that since she was attracted only by his intellect, there is no problem. “My dear lady, i understand Your desire. Marrying and bringing a child in to this world and understanding whether it is intelligent or not takes very long time. More over it is not guaranteed.

Instead, to fulfill Your desire immediately, i can suggest a guaranteed way. Take me as Your child. You are my mother. Now on Your desire of having a child of my intellect is fulfilled.”

The lady was speechless.

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Marriage Proposal for Swami Vivekanand

CONFIDENCE

Once, all village people decided to pray for rain.

On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy Came with an Umbrella.

That’s Confidence

TRUST

Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby.

When you throw him in the air, he laughs…… because he knows you will catch him.

That’s Trust

HOPE

Every night we go to bed,

We have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning

but still you have plans for the coming day.

That’s Hope

HAVE CONFIDENCE, TRUST YOURSELF & NEVER LOSE HOPE

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What is Confidence, Trust and Hope