Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga. Tu naa mili to tujhko dil say Ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga. Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely bhi hain. Problem toh ye hai ki bus voh Read-only hain. Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye. Dil sey aisa cut kiya Ke paste karna hi [...]
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1. What is height of Fashion? A. Dhoti with a zip. 2. What is height of Secrecy? A. Offering blank visiting cards. 3. What is height of Active laziness? A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk. 4. What is height of Craziness? A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed. 5. What [...]
Time Limit: 3 years only 1. What language is spoken in ‘Tamil‘ Nadu? 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau. 3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to (a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean [...]
Conversation between Father and his son. Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son : “I will choose my own bride!” Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.” Son : “Well, in that case…ok“. Next Father approaches Bill Gates. Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.” Bill Gates: “But [...]
