1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy for a year. 2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control. 3. You see something funny and scream, “LOL, LOL.” 4. You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went to ICQ, instead of ICU! 5. You sign off and [...]
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you screwed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. I thought that I could love no other that is until I met your sister. Roses [...]
A very Funny Marriage proposal by a Punjabi Guy, in response to a marriage advertisement in newspaper. This guy just translated Punjabi into English. Just read, very funny. Madam : I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Jalandhar. Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on [...]
1. He always plays a brilliant innings before my exam and this doesn’t let me study. 2. Every time that I think of becoming an atheist, he gets into the nineties and I have no choice but to pray. 3. Every time I take a resolution not to bite my nails, he gets into the [...]
This truly depicts how todays generation take things. * ** *** **** ***** ****** ******* ******** ********* ********** ********* ******** ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** *
