Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below. Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee) Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered) Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required. Age : 18-26 (if [...]
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained [...]
1. United Flight Attendant announced, ‘People, people we’re not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it! 2. On landing, the stewardess said, ‘Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you’re going to leave anything, please make sure it’s something we’d like to have. ‘ 3. ‘There may be [...]
Men discovered COLORS and invented PAINT, Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP. Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP. Men discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS, Women discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY. Men discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD, Women discovered FOOD and invented DIET. Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE, [...]
A jobless man applied for the position of “office boy” at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. “You are employed.” He said.” Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.” The man [...]
