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These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are actually said by people in court, word by word, taken down and now published by court reporters who were staying calm while these exchange of words were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ***** [...]
Q: WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED? A: “Eighty -four. Because at that age, you don’t have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.”(Judy, 8 ) A: “Once I’m done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me a wife.”(Tommy, 5) Q: WHAT DO MOST [...]
1. For your information, please. (FYI) Meaning: I don’t know what to do with this, so please keep it. *********************************** 2. Noted and returned. Meaning: I don’t know what to do with this, so please keep it little while. *********************************** 3. Review and comment. Meaning: Do the dirty work so that I can forward it. [...]
Interesting Year 1981 Prince Charles got married Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe Australia lost the Ashes tournament. Pope Died Interesting Year 2005 Prince Charles got married Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe Australia lost the Ashes tournament Pope Died Lesson Learned: The next time Charles gets married, someone warn the Pope !!!
