Presenting you the Wedding pictures of different Celebrities, from past and present.

1. Raj – Shilpa

2. Aish – Abhi

3. Amrita – Shakeel

4. Ayseha – Farhan

5. Hrithik – Suzanne

6. Imran – Parveen

7. Zayad – Mallika

8. Fardeen – Natasha

9. Amitabh – Jaya

10. Raveena – Anil

11. Ajay – Kajol

12. Karishma – Sanjay

13. Akshay – Twinkle

14. Shahrukh – Gauri

15. Sachin – Anjali

16. Rahul – Vijeta

17. Saif – Amrita

18. Rishi – Neetu

19. Randhir – Babita

20. Dharmendra – Hema Malini

21. Jackie – Ayesha

22. Jitendra – Shobha

23. Sridevi – Boni

24. Anil – Tina

25. Dilip Kumar – Sairabano

26. Shatrughan – Poonam

27. Rajiv Gandhi – Sonia

28. Rajesh – Dimple

29. Madhvan – Sarita

30. Rahman – Saira

31. Arshad – Maria

32. Bobby – Tania

33. Aamir – Kiran

34. Veeru Aarti

35. Madhuri – Sriram

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Wedding Pictures of Celebrities

Ever imagined how it would be when we see Bollywood stars in BPO industry, taking calls of the customers. We dont feel pity for bollywood, but what will happen to customers. God! save them…

Amitabh: Thank you for calling customer care. Rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hain filhaal ek customer care agent hain.
Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
Amitabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.
Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.
Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha.
uske baad, uske baad mere bhai, Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga.

Dharmendra: Thank you for calliiiiingg. .
Customer: I need help
Dharmendra: main aa raha hoon maa.
Customer: I am unable to use your product, its waste and worthless.
Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon pee jaaonga.
Customer: What!!! I need your manager
Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne mat naachna

Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai.
Customer : How dare you speak like that
Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh, seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna, haaaaaaaaa!!!

Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya
Customer: I lost my invoice
Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain mil jayegi. Hum angrezon ke zamaane ke agent hain..haahhaaa

Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye.
Customer: hi
Kestu Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko, tumko kya problem hai
Customer : I have not received my product
Kestu Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon. Police mien report likha.

Shakti: AAAuuuuuu… mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling aaauuuuu
Customer: I need your manager
Shakti: Mujhse baat karona. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyara sa agent hooon..

Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi … thank you ji for calling ji.. Ayyo
Customer : I am not devi
Mehmood : Ayyo muruga… ye dyevi nai ji … ye to dyeva hai…

Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai. May I know your name please
Customer : Mona
Ajit: Mona darling. Tumne hamein call kyun kiya
Customer : (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER
Ajit: Mona dear, Agar hum tumhe hamara manager de denge to hamein manage kaun karega.

Gabbar : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA ….Jo dargaya wo maraga… batao tumhen kya chahiye
Customer : I want to buy a product from your company
Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re
Customer : $ 10.00
Gabbar: Suaar Ke baccho, sirf $10.00, dhikkaar hai

Prem Chopra: Prem…Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra…
Customer : I lost my invoice I need one
Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle

Rajkumar : Jaani, Tumhara ye call bahut keemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna
Customer: I lost my invoice
Rajkumar: Jaani… ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi
Customer : shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10 minutes… otherwise I will speak to your manager
Rajkumar : Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena, manager humko dara sake manager mein itna dum nahi, humse hai manager, manager se hum nahi.

Lastly…

Sharukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkk (Stuck at K)
Customer hung up the phone….

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Bollywood Stars in Call Centres

We got a small collection of Autographs of different Stars. All of you who don’t have them, here is chance to grab them.

1. Sushmita Sen(Elegant as Sush)

2. Preity Zinta

3. Hrithik Roshan

4. Rani, Kareena and Hrithik

5. Shahrukh Khan(Can’t Understand him as an Actor, neither his Signature)

6. Aishwarya Rai(Best Handwriting Award Goes to her)

7. Tabu

8. Sonali

9. Shilpa Shetty

10. Namrita

11. Madhuri Dixit

12. Salman Khan(As Manly as He is)

13. Kajol(As ugly as her)

14. Amisha Patel(Most Stylish Signature of not so stylish lady)

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Bollywood Autographs

In Bollywood

Shahrukh, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball.
Bowler bowls it and Shahrukh glides it to 3rd man.
The ball goes to boundary line Shahrukh runs for 3 runs, fielder throws at non-striker it misses the stumps and goes for over-throw, ShahRukh runs again for 3 , this time fielder tactic fully throws at Keepers end, Keeper Misses it goes for a 4 runs.
In the background croud is shouting “Vande Mathram”
Shahruk Wins the match.

In Tollywood

Cheeru, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball.
Bowler bowls it and Cheeru hits with tremendous power.
The ball goes far away and UMPIRES are forced to give 12 runs for that.
Cheeru Wins the match.

In Kollywood

Rajni, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball.
Bowler bowls it and Rajini hits with tremendous power.
The ball splits into “Two”
1 half goes to SIX, the other half goes to FOUR.
Rajini WINS the match.

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Stylish Climax of Movies

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Aishwarya Rai in ASCII

Baaziger:
“Kuch pane ke liye bhi kuch khona padta hai, aur kuch pa kar khone wale ko Baziger kehte hain”.

Bhaji Ghar:
“Pet bharne ke liye kuch khana padta hai, aur kuch khane ki cheezien bechne wali jaga ko Bhaji Ghar kehte hain.”

Mohabbatien:
“Ek ladki thi dewani si, Ek ladke pe woh marti thi, nazren jhuka ke, sharma ke, galion se guzrti thi, chori chori chupke chupke chitthiyan likha karti thi, kuch kehna tha shayad us ko, jane kis se darti thi, jab bhi milti thi mujh se, mujh se poocha karti thi, yeh pyar kaise hota hai, yeh pyar kaise hota hai, aur main sirf yahi keh pata tha.”

Musibbatien:
“Ek ladka tha pagal sa, ek moti pe woh marta tha, nazrien chupa ke, dar dar ke, date pe jaya karta tha, kuch kehna tha sayad us ko, magar us moti se darta tha, jab bhi milta tha bechara mujh se mujh se poocha karta tha, “main chutkara kaise paoooon, main chutkara kaise paooon”, aur main sirf yahi keh pata tha “abe to aise lafron main padta hi kyun hai “

Darr:
“kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Kiran“

Marr:
woh: “kkkkk” ,
samne wala: “kya bhai” ,
woh: “kkkkkkkk”,
samne wala : “kya bhai kya ho gaya”,
woh: “kkkkkkk”,
samne wale ne thappad laga di,
“kya kab se kkkkkkkkkk kar raha hai be”

Kuch Kuch hota hai:
“Pyar dosti hai, agar woh meri sab se acchi dost nahi ban sakti to main us se pyaar kar hi nahi sakta”

Kuch Kuch Zaroor ho raha hai:
“Date bahaut zaroori hai , agar woh mere saath date par nahi aa sakti, to main us se pyaar kya pyaar ka abba bhi nahi kar sakta” (Samajhti kya hai apne aap ko)”

Sholay:
“Are oh samba, Kitne admi the re, hahahaha, Jo dar gaya samjho mar gaya”

Tolay:
“Mummmmyyyy, kitne toley hain mere sar main”,
Mummy : “Jo pakra gaya samjho mar gaya”

Kante:
“Ek din hum sab ko narakh main to jana hi hai, yeh kam karo aur lambi gadi main jao nahi to pedal”

Chante:
“Ek din hum sab ko date par to jana hi hai, ek kam karo, GF ko bus main bithao, aur khud jao pedal” (Paise bacaho)

Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum:
“Parampara Dad, Parampara, pehle aap gaye the phir bhaiya gaye the aur ab mujhe jana chahiye”

Kabhi tum Kabhi hum:
“Parampara Dad, Parampara, pehle aap date par jate the, phir bhaiya jane lage, ab main bhi jaooon ga.”

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Famous Dialogues Modified

When you have a famous dialog, how is that possible that it is not used in IT industry. Here are the IT version of few most famous dialogs from few most successful movies.

SHOLAY

Kitne bugs the, Sambha??

Chal Dhanno!!! Aaj Basanti ke appraisal ka sawaal hai!!

Hum angrezo ke zamane ke tester hain!!!

Ye software nahin, phasi ka phanda hain, developer… !!!

Jo jaldi gaya ..samjho mar gaya !!

Gabbar se keh do…..Ramgad walon ne software develop karna band kar diya hai……… ……..

Release kab hai….kab hai release??

Yeh chutti hamein de de PM………. nay, nay……..

Sambha, Kitna PM rakkha hai re HR hamare upar ??

Door kisi cubicle mein jab developer bura code likhta hai toh PL kehta hai :
Bete code sudhar, nahi to tester aa jayega….

Aur tum 3….. Gabbar ka software hack kar ke aa gaye…….. ..

Tumhara designation kya hai, software engineer?

Testers se keh do….wo log 2 bugs karenge toh hum 4 fix karenge….. .

3 developer aur module 6………buhut nainsafi hai!!!

Sardar, maine aapka module develop kiya hai……..   Ab test kar……… …..

Kyoonke, dekhne wali baat toh yeh hai, mujhe increment kab milega …….?

DEEWAR

Aaj tak maine tumse kucch nahi maanga…lekin aaj maangta hoon…….mujhe us babe ke cubicle mein shift kara de………

Bug mil Gaya , bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!

PM to floor cleaning guy: Mere pas bangla hai, gaadi hai, paisa hai, Laptop hai, Nokia blackberry hai, mera apna cabin hai, tumhare pass kya hai ……?

Cleaning guy: Mere pas time hai.

Abdul chacha, Yeh hai cubicle number 786……… ……… .

Pehle un logon ke dastakhat leke aao jinhenone mere haat pe ye likh diya : Mera baap coder tha!

Dawar sahab, main aaj bhi pheke hue pen drive nahi uthata…… ……… ………

PM, tum mujhe conference room mein dhoond rahe ho aur mein tumhara yahan cubicle mein intezar kar raha hoon……!

DON

Don on bench hai to kya hua……..fir bhi Don hai……… …

Don ko jungli software pasand hai….khatarnak aur bugs se bhara hua……… ….

“tumne ise kyon mara, don ??  Mujhe iske software ka GUI pasand nahi aaya ! “

“DSP sahab is bag ke andar itne CDs hai ki aapne puri zindagi mein nahi dekhi hongi……. …..

Arre CEO… mujhe pehechano… ………

Don ka intazar toh 11 companies ke HR kar rahe hai…. par EK baat samaj lo DON ko retain karna muskil hi nahi namumkin hai…..

Kisi bhi company ki diware itni majboot nahi jo DON ko retain kar sake….

DON ko woh company bilkul pasand nahi hai, jo kaam karaye AUR Doosri, jo paise kam de….

DON ko do type ki companies bilkul pasand nahin, EK jo Recruit karne main bhaut der kare, Aur Doosri wo jo Fauran (Immediate) Recruit kar le.

DON ke PM ki sabse badi galti ye hai… ki woh DON ka PM hai…!!!!!

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Filmy Dialogs in Software Industry

The linkups and Breakups don’t end in Bollywood, but what about international linkups, that might be of some use to our Stars. One of the most famous ones being of Former Miss Universe Lara Dutta linked up with West Indian Cricketer Brian Lara, and after marriage name being LARA LARA

If Bill Gates marries Madhuri Dixit; these could be the caption in newspapers:

Bill goes Dhak-Dhak!

English Babu Desi Mem.

Brain marries Beauty!?

Windows ke peechhe kya hai? Windows ke peechhe….! ? Ooo Windows mein Bill hai mera…

The next version of Windows will be “Windows MD.”

Microsoft Mouse V/S Madhuri – the cat.

Bill to count his millions & billions in EK, DO, TEEN..

Mera bill bhee kitna pagal hai…

Bill Will, Gates Wates… Main kya jaanu re… !

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If Bill Gates Marries Madhuri Dixit

There are lots of people you will find who try to become like Film stars. They are able to achieve it or not, it’s a different matter, but what can you expect from a kid.Yes, Kids these days want to become actors and actresses and that too like Imraan Hashmi. This can be said as side effects of our movies. Kids are usually inspired by Doctors, engineers, Cricketers and usually they want to become like their fathers, but this is a very odd case.

Read below …

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I want to become Imraan Hashmi

Aishwarya Rai, undoubtedly the most beautiful women in India. Have we ever wondered how we all have evolved ? If we all have evolved the same way, then why we all are not same ?
Well, we don’t have answer to that, but what we have is an image depicting the evolution of this beauty.

Aishwarya Rai Fans, please don’t get disappointed, after all we too have evolved the same way as she has .

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Evolution of Aishwarya Rai