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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large Plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once In a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, “Ma’am, there are $20 Bills falling out of your bag.” “Oh, [...]
Latest Bug spreading around these days, check it out. #include #define LAST 10 int main() { int i, sum = 0; for ( i = 1; i < = LAST; i++ ) { sum += i; } /*-for-*/ printf(“sum = %d\n”, sum); return 0; } Seriously Irritating, isn’t it?? Below we have the bug fix, [...]
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