1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t. 2.. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal! To kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don’t [...]
Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. St. Peter was giving her a tour of Heaven when she noticed that there were thousands of clocks on the wall. Each clock displayed a different time of day. When she asked St. Peter about the clocks, he replied, “We have a clock for each person on earth [...]
A woman complaining to her neighbor that her husband always came late from office, no matter how she tried to stop him. Neighbor – “Take my advice,” do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o’ clock in the morning, and from my bed, I called out: “Is that you Ashok?” and [...]
A man takes his wife to the county livestock show, and they head down the aisle that houses the bulls. The sign on the first stall states, THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR. The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year. Isn’t that nice!“ After passing a [...]
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. ‘Impossible! ‘ says the doctor. ‘Show me.’ The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she [...]
